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Subject: Bands Other: Moon Patrol Name: Marty
My Stupid Comment is... How does Curt play guitar with all that bacon grease on his hands ? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: It goes way back. Curt was looking for a red-neck version of the "Slide Guitar" and this is what he came up with. Freakin' thing slides all over the place!
Subject: Service Name:
Yanx Fan
My Stupid Comment is... Tadd is mean. He makes fun of me because I'm a Yankees
fan. It makes me sad. One time I ordered some take out and he taped newspaper
clippings to my take out containers of the Yankees getting beat by the Red Sux.
I cried for 3 and half days. Jerk. HAHA Love you guys see you soon.
MANAGEMENT COMMENT:
Tadd...Mean? Come on, he's downright
nasty! Remember our motto "If we like you we make fun of you" You
better watch it honey or we'll start being nice to you... then the next step is
you're BARRED!
Subject: Hot turkey and Hot Roast Beef
Sandwiches Name: Edmund M. Healy
My Stupid Comment is... You should add these to your fare. They are easy and
cheap to make, and you can make money and further satisfy more customers.
MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Damn! Finally
a good suggestion! You got it Eddy! Check out the Thursday special
on the site...Hot Turkey Sand only $6.75! As far as the beef goes, we
think you are getting a little personal with that request
Subject:
Employee Name:
Who do you think?
My Stupid Comment is... Raf is the coolest and best cook out of every restreaunt
ever created. I hope you're doing good Raf. Oh, and Tadd is also awesome. Hope
you guys are having fun.
MANAGEMENT COMMENT: when it comes to
working at a " restreaunt" we have to admit Raf is
the best. Kind of sounds like a little bromance here, assuming you are a
dude... and if you are a chick Raf would like full disclosure... if you know
what we mean. As far as Tadd being awesome, we prefer stupendous.
Subject: Food Other: Never let me down Name: Rick
My Stupid Comment is...Last week I brought my GF up to Lake George for the first time. She comes from a famously wealthy family while I come from the other side of the tracks. I wanted to give her the best Lake George Redneck experience of her life. I was a little concerned that since it was early in the year that the Moon might not be so crowded. But I took her there anyway, and sure enough you guys didn't let me down! The Food Kicked Ass, The Music was awesome, and the people made her forget about Beverly Hills and shock her into the reality that she was in the land of fish, muddy boots, awesome food, and even better people! Still couldn't get her to go hunting with me. You guys rock, New York City Loves you! See you on the 4th for Wings and Beer...oh yeah, MGD64 is for queers. MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Hey Rick, Thanks! BTW, we REALLY like your girlfriend... I mean REALLY LIKE her... but don't worry, we'll let you keep her... nobody here could afford those 90210 habits. If she won't go hunting with you... maybe she'll go with one of us! See you the 4th and this time bring your own MGD64!
Subject: Food / Clam Bake Name: Muff Diver Email: nun a ya biness
My Stupid Comment is...When you fools gonna have a "clam" bake? I'm getting sick of the "sausage fest" everytime I swing by there. LOL!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Glad you asked! We have a clam bake special EVERY Wednesday... so belly up to the bar and down a few dozen! We had to discontinue the "Sausage Fest Specail" a few months back due to guys like you just liking it a little too much.
Subject: Employee Other: Tadd Name: Laurie and Adam
My Stupid Comment is...My husband and I were visiting Lake George for our first weekend out without the kids since our honeymoon....a year a half ago! Tadd (and everyone else in the bar) treated us like friends that had been coming there for years! The band RGBIII was fan-freakin-tastic and we just loved the whole atmosphere. Thanks again Full Moon for an awesome Saturday night! We'll be back!!!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Whoa whoa whoa... hold on here folks... what kind of jolly jokesters do you think you are??? Tadd... nice... ? are you trying to ruin our reputation? Next thing you know OTHER people will be coming in and expecting us to be nice... are you serious??? We don't have enough parking!!!! NOTICE TO ALL NON PATRONS: We Are Not Nice!!!!! ( But we do have the best food and drink specials on the lake!!!!)
Subject: Other Name: Pung Kass
My Comment is...Why don't you replace your pool table? It blows. I almost broke it the last time I was in there. You should also get a foos table and a condom machine for the men's room. Cause. if I pick up a nice mama there, the last thing I want to do is stop at Cumbys for a glove for my rascal. MANAGEMENT COMMENT: When it comes to "it blows" we respect that you would be an expert on that. And as far as you wanting a condom machine for the men's room "if I pick up a nice mama" we certainly are happy to see you are wrapping that rascal for "safe" sex... and the fact that "if" is the biggest word in the English language we also think it is "safe" to believe it will never happen.
Subject: Yeah ! Name: ponytail,"tequila drinkin'',dave
My Stupid Comment is...could you imangine if the "Pilgrams" had Tequila what THEY could have done.. MANAGEMENT COMMENT: No kidding... with fire water in hand we could have stole everything from the Indians MUCH quicker!
Subject: Food Other: Wings Name: Amanda
My Stupid Comment is...Last Friday my girlfriends and I ordered your buffalo wings and they had little fuzzy whiskers on them? I was totally grossed out! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Amanda... we playfully refer to those little whiskers as "Flavor Savers" ..and BTW.. Girlfriends... how many are we talking about? Single? Come on! Throw us a "chicken bone" here!
Subject: Fishing Name: None of your business
My Stupid Comment is..."Happiness is a smallmouth on a long rod!" I know you guys are probably excited and thinking about the size of your buddy's (say Curley's) mouth right now, but I AM REFERRING TO CHICKS ONLY! Yes, I do have a very long rod, but again it's for chicks only so don't lick your lips - Stick to serving me beer! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Curly can't wait until you come back in... he has some "Special Small Mouth" beer for you in the back room! As far as your rod goes, we have heard from some of the "chicks" that it is about as big around as a pencil... so you deserve to be proud!
Subject: Web Site Other: Chicks Name: Muff Diver
My Stupid Comment is...Why is your phot gallery filled with guys? It looks like a real sausage fest at the moon. How about putting a couple of photos of a couple of hot chicks up there? That's right, they don't drink there.....losers! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Dear Muff, well, we're glad you asked. Your comments are very valuable to us as an expert on losers and sausage fests...Our normal "Sausage Fest" is in October to coincide with October Fest, but if you are really hankering for a big old meat stick, try our hot sausage sandwich or our Spaghetti and Sausage dinner! and by the way... we don't know what you mean by a "phot" gallery.... is that some loser thing?
Subject: Food Other: Vegetarians Name: Damsel in Distress
Comments: I know that If I had balls they would be ripped off for saying this, but I vote for an addition to the menu of a Veggie Burger. This is glen lake, not Manhattan. I know. Verbal assault in 3...2..1... MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Sweetheart... why do you assume the worst from us? Whereas we don't have a "Veggie Burger" we do have a "Veggie Log" It's a Garden fresh unwashed carrot on a toasted hot dog bun ( when Adam is cooking... not toasted) ... melted cheese add $.50!
Subject: Jerks Name: Steve
My Stupid Comment is...When will the ," jerk of the week" awards be presented??? And , My my ,the place is sooooo clean!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: well we have a big problem here... 123 people nominated and the place only holds 92... And yes... we are a very clean establishment, no thanks to our Director of Aux Services who keeps bringing his "so called' friends in to help in the morning!!!!
Subject: religious people Name: Pope John
My Stupid Comment is...where are pictures of Hyrem the Fryer. I hear his prayers are very inspiring. MANAGEMENT COMMENT: It is true, he is a wise and powerful preacher up there at the Church of Ménage a Trios Pulpit...and his words truly inspire us to grab life by the balls and live it like it's gonna end some day! As far as pictures go, cameras are only to be used by the Sergeant of Hairy Arms, so we will check with him to see if there are any available.
Subject: The Economy Name: Uncle Sam
My Stupid Comment is...How about lowerin the cost of your drafts with the economy bein what it is. I can barely afford a Bud at your place let alone a mixed drink. Have a little simpathy for your fellow Americans. Not everyone is as rich as you two clowns! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Now that we know money is an issue for you and if prices go up you might not come in any more... we decided to raise all prices 10-%
Subject: Food Other: Curleys been eaten dem for years! Name: Angler the Mangler
My Stupid Comment is...How bout puttin sum of dem yummy Glen Lake Brown Trout on the menu? Fresh from the Full-Moon mens bathrooms! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Well we would think about it, but we can't even keep the giant mints for the urinal in stock...them brown trout are much tougher to catch...
Subject: Movies Other: Shrek
My Stupid Comment is...Are Curley and Shrek related? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Tough crowd....We're not sure where you came up with this... Shreck is MUCH better looking.... AND he has movie deals that pay much better than the dancing Curly feature we have on this site...
Subject: Employee : Bar maids Name: gummy
My Stupid Comment is...How about hiring a couple of nice bar maids during the band nights? You could make a killing on shots and give your patron some nice eye candy. I'm sick of sipping on my beer with Adams ass in front of me. Its nice but I'm straight! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Well we actually tried that once. We put Curly in a dress to service the tables... but being color blind with bowl legs he looked like a cowgirl at a Halloween rodeo!
Subject: Bands Rap bands Name: North Country Eminem
My Stupid Comment is...Whas up my playas? Hows bout linin up some dope beats...ya know what eyes sayin? Need some gansta rap in da nor cuontry MANAGEMENT COMMENT: We don't read no Gooblety Gook, Buooooy
Name: Gummy
My Very Wise Comment is...How come my questions are going unanswered? I've submitted several stupid comments about the great grub and sexy ladies at your place with no returned response. Maybe I should take my business to South Street! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Maybe you haven't noticed, but WE'RE PRETTY FREAKIN' BUSY UP HERE! South Street needs more guys like you like they need another hot dog stand!
ITS ON part II Yes but I will bleed all over your bar and stain your floors - take that hillbillies! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: have you seen our floor? We'll just take you out back to the shed where we gut all the deer... blood is blood...
You better duck when I show up. Driving Directions to Glen Lake for OPERATION PAYBACK MANAGEMENT COMMENT: When you get to Jersey, take a left.
Now its on driving to Glen Lake for payback. You can insult my fishing ability, my fat friends, my clothes, my house or car - but when you impune my pool playing then its on my friends MANAGEMENT COMMENT: OOOOH... we're scared! Have you looked in the parking lot? 50 pick up trucks owned by guys who love to beat up flat-landers for fun.
we played pool for free cuz your table was broken MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Um, you don't have to put more money in until you don't have any balls left. It took you drunks 3 hours to PLAY 1 GAME!
AMERICAN HERO: I saw Bob DeCaprio leave with Joey's wife last night! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: We would have rathered he drag her by the shoulders rather than the feet... that parking lot can do some damage to the face.
The Food
no_fish_in_Glen_Lake@ARRRRGHH.com
OK - I admit the food was awesome MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Finally an intelligent comment.
My Stupid Comment is...Could Slack fit in a canoe? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: OK, we seem to be getting several comments from the "So Called" friends of Mr. Slack that he brought in here a few weeks ago. Although we like your money, if you want to make fun of a "friend" of the bar, you must do it in person...not from thousands of miles away. So get your ass up here and bash away....Bobbie
My Stupid Comment is...Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them. MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Morons like you should stay home... nobody wants to ride with you drunk or sober.
My Stupid Comment is...I remember when you guys first opened the place a sexy, drunk lady got up on the bar and started to "strut her stuff" so to speak. Tad helped her down and escorted her out.......to his car!!!! heheheheh!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: TadD never helped anyone to their car... they all crawled out on their own 4 legs
My Stupid Comment is...rumor has it that Rob has been catching big bass on Glen Lake. Is that really true? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: He says this is totally untrue. There are no fish in Glen Lake and ESPECIALLY anywhere near his house
My Stupid Comment is... SLACK IS FAT MANAGEMENT COMMENT: no argument there... but he says he is working on it
My Stupid Comment is... where the hell is jo jo in the breaking with jo jo i wanted to show my grandkids l... MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Please have your 2 year old grandson show you how to work the web...
Phil Lapell ; pla**ll@yahoo.com 24 Jun 2008 I can not thank everyone enough for putting on a great LesLapellooza! As you all know its been rough on my Bro, and thanks to you guys things are a little easyer. Again, from the bottom of my heart and from all of the family, Thank You!!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Wow! That's the 1st time anyone ever said anything nice about us! You're welcome!
tiny...ryan440@yahoo... 17 Jun 2008...12:39:45 My Stupid Comment is...I remember more about this customer party than i do about the last one i was at... MANAGEMENT COMMENT: You can't even remember what you had for lunch and you expect us to believe you are going to remember the party!
My Stupid Comment is...How come Steve O'Connor isn't working there anymore? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: That's pretty funny... you used "working" and "Steve O'Conner" in the same sentence!
My Stupid Comment is...Hey, I've been trying to post up a M4W ad on your site for a couple of months and this whole section was gone... MANAGEMENT COMMENT: We stopped letting people post "Morons 4 Women" ads a while back... we couldn't keep up with the volume.
My Stupid Comment is...Food ; Ribs?? ...I hear you are adding Beef Ribs to the menu... What day will they be special? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Dude, every day is special here at the Moon! You just keep coming in and ordering them and when we get sick of telling you no we'll consider putting them on the menu.
My Stupid Comment is...its to cold, the bathrooms... MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Blah, Blah, Blah... we cut this idiot off due to bad grammar, profanity and some disturbing animal references... and his inability to accurately defame us... hey, if you want to slam this fine establishment, please make SENSE! Don't blather on like an diot. BTW, sorry we threw you out the other night, but the other patrons were complaining....
Movies; Disco Adam; Idiot Bass Player m*ontena@roadrunner.com 10 Feb 2008
My Stupid Comment is... With moves like those, who needs Exlax? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: No S*** Sherlock...
Bar-Flies; Adam ; Mystery Guest; m*ontena@roadrunner.com; 10 Feb 2008;
My Stupid Comment is... How's the Tequila supply holding up ? Can Curt eat the worm ? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Obviously he has eaten worse than that so, sure, give him the bait.
You boys contractors now??? My Stupid Comment is...I got a clogged toilet and a honey do list a mile long from the wifie... what time will you be over? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Your wife gave me this list of things she wanted me to do last night... she's all set.
Bands: Full Moon Plug during North Country Public Radio interview
Go to http://www.upnorthmusic.org/performers/joemamaband.html and listen to Marty, Mark, Jeff and Phil talk about their favorite Gin mill. MANAGEMENT COMMENT: the mill has been closed for years... but we got Gin!
My Stupid Comment is...the cute man with the wild thing on his head, should be brought back!!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: We would but we are afraid people would "Pelt" their computers with beer bottles...
My Stupid Comment is...I miss the old home page !! Everyone I've talked to wants it back! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Which one? We update this site almost hourly. Are you talking about the nice flash moon rise or the guy with the dead carcass on his head?
Bar-Flies: is it true? 22 Jan 2008: You guys are givin' away stuff at the Superb Bowl party? I did a couple of Superb Bowls last night and I didn't get anything free????? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Ah, you must be talking about the fresh New England Clam Chowder Chef Adam whipped up yesterday... yeah, that ain't free.
Bands: Curt's Monkey ; Is it me or does "Moon Patrol" seem a little 'out there' on Thursday nites. Somebody been slippin' Rufies to Curt ? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: If anyone knows about "Out There" it would be you! Obviously somebody's been slippin' sumpin to sumon, if you know what we mean...!
My Stupid Comment is...Maybe you should delete stupid comments after about a week ...Then it wouldn't be like reading ,War and Peace, to read the new ones!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: New ones are always on top there Tolstoy
Employee: Ice coming off the roof! :My Stupid Comment is...hey, I left my car their overnight last weekend and the snow and ice came off the roof and dented the hood of my car! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Oh, so you're the one! We use those ice chunks for our "eFriendly Cocktails." We had a woman the other night who complained of paint chips in her drink and she wanted to sue! We'll give her your name and address for the process server.
Other: Parking: What's all this about free parking? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Well, glad you asked. Things were getting out of hand. They were parking here and going over to the old fire station, down to George's house, walkin' down to the "New Old Post same old spot Post". We got complaints from "the reglers" So we had to start charging on "off hours" Ask the Bartrendress for a validation stamp!
Bands : Joe Mama Band ; mark: meomark@*********** My Stupid Comment is...Check out the latest JMB news at www.JoeMamaBand.com ... Oh and the Full Moon Rocks! Just ask anybody MANAGEMENT COMMENT: If there ever was a more self-promoting , unsolicited plug for a band, we haven't seen it!... But in this case we have to agree, we do Rock! If they start drawing more than we can handle, which is at the discretion of Door Security, there may be a door charge... Which will be waived with parking validation. "Tow Free" slips can be issued at any time during the night... once again, at the bartenders discretion.
Movies: Hey Rob don't you have anything else to do? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: HEY... he does this from home... beats the hell out of him being here! Besides we get co-producer credits and it only costs us $1K per movie.
Other: Hey, excellent Xmas party last night... did I leave my car there? MANAGEMENT COMMENT: You and about 20 other revelers... Free Parking is ONLY GOOD from 5pm to 4 AM NO EXCEPTIONS. All cars were towed by dawn. It will cost you $200 to get it back and the fact we only get 50% REALLY PISSES US OFF!
Food: Adam, I ordered the Chicken Parm Sub with wheels tonite and that was KILLER! Best hot sub I can remember! You should call it the O.J. or the Scott Peterson... cuz it's KILLER! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Everybody is a jokester... HaHaHa... Right up until they show up during breakfast with a backhoe and a search warrant...asking about a girl you met in 1986.
Food: I ordered a take out pizza last night and when I got there you guys were jammin'! I thought I was screwed... Best Pizza I've ever had!!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: We're sorry... we gave you the wrong order.
Movies: Hey Yall My Stupid Comment is...The X-mas party was a blast if you were not here you missed a great time! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: You were here?? Who let you in?
Service ; My Stupid Comment is...I think the staff should try to , confermitory pharaphrase more and use better tonality!! MANAGEMENT COMMENT: Well said... how many hits did you have before submitting this comment?
Bands Rockology ROCKS!!!!!!! My Stupid Comment is...yeaah! Management: Wow, English your major?
PUZZLE: Hey I just put Randy back together! Management: Much to the dismay of many...
Big Buck Contest :My Stupid Comment is...Its the 3rd year, i won it twice and the name is spelled, " JABAUT"
FROM MANAGEMENT: We never thought you would be able to get to the website so we didn't think it mattered...you must have really scarred those squirrels to run that fast. yer all set now...CLICK HERE
"Moon Dancers" :Curly seems like he is just a "Tadd" behind.... Management: He may be behind... but have you ever seen his behind? Neither have we thank GOD!
Randy... you do a great Jimmy Stewart Impression!!! Management: We thought he was doing Will???
Tadd & Adam, with this new technology, hope Blue Light prices do not go up. Pep Management: OK Sparky, Blue Light is now $5 per per bottle... how many would you like?
Candy Kelly: Adam looks like the smart brother!!! Management: Looks can be deceiving... neither of us are smart.
Candy Kelly: Tadd looks retarded!!! Management: When was the last long gaze you took in the mirror?
Robbo the redneck; Holy shit this site is hilarious! curly went down twice since I've been on the site lol. keep up the well I guess good work yall! LOL "tell us how to reach out and touch you" wow never thought somebody had as much of a twisted sense of humor as I do lol. Management: You Twisted... Don't overestimate yourself
Carol Doyle: YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!! Management: Finally, a smart post!!! ...That's OK Ma, we don't care what all these idiots say.... but we appreciate the effort!
Ashton: HA you guys are funny on the Elf thing. Tadd, you look like your having the most fun! TADD: I went to every rehearsal... these other idiots just show up for the taping... very unprofessional
salt shakers: jose: Hey Lenny the gang is all here, they said thanks for not showing Management: Lenny, don't pay any attention to these guys... They didn't get their AARP newsletters and they're pissed!
You boys dance purdy.....JJ Management: Bring it on pretty boy...
Great site for a great place!! --Carol Management: That's what We're talkin' about! It good to know that not all the locals are sin-acle and wise-asses! ( Is Sunday Dinner still at 1?)
I'll take 20 mini tacos and a large sour cream & salsa... Management; Ryan, Please drive up to the next window
what does this do? ;Ted Fletcher: Fletch@eme.com Management: It makes fun of you moron. Can't be a new concept in your family?
the moon needs more good lookin' bald men hanging out there : Curls Management: We agree... Bald guys now get to buy one and get the next one at the same price! AND, we will validate their parking on Sundays!!! That should bring them in!!!
Bubba: DF@GlenLakeShortBus.com: That Lasagner was Goooood the other night... you boys I-tralion? Management: Yeah moron, we're from Sissllally
Suggestion: Bar-Flies: Walt: Get some new ones... we are getting tired of the same old ones... Management: Jeez Walt, we thought you killed them all!?!
Complaint: Employees: Lenny: EatMe@aol.com: Somebody keeps screwing with the salt shakers! Management: HUH? we would never do that!
Bar-Flies Hey... we're live again! My Stupid Comment is... I guess I can leave more stupid comments... that will lessen the load on my wife! Joe Joe Management: Let's not talk about the load on your wife please
My Stupid Comment is...With the recent outbreak of malaria, what prevenitive measures is the Moon staff taking???? Management: Everybody get's a free does of pen-a-cillon when they order a draft
My Stupid Comment is...Kudu you love Management: you honey
rufie? curt cleveland ; curt**isac@frontiernet.net My Stupid Comment is...what the *^%# is a rufie Management: Bend over and we'll show you.
